We’ve all had a tourist stop to ask directions. What if that tourist were Klingon, and your universal translator had a fault? Well, with our handy map, you’ll now be able to work out where the Klingon is heading.
“Wagh vlrurqu’law’” means our ridge-headed friend is looking for an expensive shop, probably Harrods. Were he or she to ask for “nuv Ha’DlbaH ngev”, we might direct them towards Smithfield Market.
The map above shows some of the attractions the off-worlders might wish to visit. As far as we know, London has yet to boast a Klingon restaurant, but it’s only a matter of time before some enterprising East End pop-up serves bowls of gagh washed down with raktajino.
Star Trek Beyond, the third instalment of the rebooted franchise, opens on 20 July 2016 — coinciding with the 50th anniversary of the original series. A new Star Trek series will follow early in 2017. You can learn more Klingon phrases using Bing’s translator.