The Ukip chief demolished self-styled deputy prime minister Nick Clegg in a televised debate after pledging to create a cosmic portal within the time it takes to make a Victoria sponge.
He stated: “Once via the wormhole life will probably be incredible. Everyone could have a job besides housewives. Men shall be attracted to ladies and vice-versa. And, better of all, Britain would be the solely country within the universe.”
He added: “The different wonderful thing about the wormhole is that it makes everybody white and sound like they’re from Basingstoke.
“You can nonetheless have all of your black and overseas associates they only gained’t be black or overseas anymore. So there’ll be no extra of the unpleasantness and racism may have been defeated.
“And all this from one easy wormhole.”
Martin Bishop, from Stevenage, stated: “As I listened to Nigel I out of the blue thought to myself ‘Wormhole! Of course’.
“And then I realised that Cameron, Clegg and Miliband already find out about The Wormhole they usually reside in Perfect Britain however maintain it secret and are available again via The Wormhole to gloat at us and destroy our lives.”
He added: “Wormhole.”
A N:27 am – Source: thedailymash.co.uk