DAVID Cameron has used cutlery to slice a bacon roll into high-quality slivers.
The prime minister is the newest politician to make use of the consumption of bacon in a bap to reveal empathy with the proletariat.
Cafe employee Tom Logan stated: “He introduced his personal silverware, wrapped in a material serviette stamped with his household’s crest.
“He minimize the bacon roll into skinny strips, swallowing every one entire as if to keep away from triggering his gag reflex. It was the creepiest factor I have ever seen.
“Then he bent double, dry heaved and stated ‘Give us a cuppa over right here, me previous mucker, cor blimey’.”
Last week Ed Miliband blamed ‘extreme slipperiness’ after he tried to eat a bacon roll by placing it in his ear.
Meanwhile Nick Clegg has eaten a bacon bap by gripping it in his feeble, damaged 10:22 am – Source: thedailymash.co.uk