What do you say if you are caught by the police naked in a bush in a Burger King parking lot?
Tough one one to talk yourself out of… but we all like a trier. The ‘hero’ of this tale came up with best answer he could when caught in flagrante.
He told police he was hiding naked in the bush because he needed to fart – and didn’t want to do it in his car.
His elaborate excuses for his public nudity did not stop there. Officers had contacted the man to follow up on complaints that the flatulent flasher had previously exposed himself while driving.
His explanation for this separate exposure was equally audacious.
Our windy pal claimed that his ‘brozilian’ wax had left his genital area on the itchy side.
For the uninitiated, a brozilian is the male version of the all-off Brazilian wax, where the hair is ripped from man’s most intimate parts, including the testicles.
Officers refused to buy the excuse after checking his car and finding a neatly folded blue towel on the driver’s seat with an open packet of condoms on the passenger seat.
24-year-old David Foskette was subsequently charged with one count of indecent exposure and booked into jail.
25 May 2014 | 5:12 pm – Source: metro.co.uk