NICK Clegg has refused to resign as Lib Dem chief however has admitted he’s completely shit at it.
The self-styled deputy prime minister stated stepping down can be pointless and that he ought to proceed despite the fact that he was in all probability going to get even worse.
He added: “I had the primary obscure inkling that I was very dangerous at this about two years in the past when I realised I hadn’t made any distinction to something.
“But when I agreed to debate Nigel Farage about Europe, on tv, I abruptly thought, ‘fucking hell, I actually don’t have a clue’.
“Anyway, I’ve had a chat with Vince Cable and we agreed that he was shit at his job too and can be simply as shit at my job as I am.
“So it’s all wonderful 10:02 am – Source: thedailymash.co.uk