Racist nans now in charge

'Make everything like it used to be'

‘Make the whole thing favor it was’

The nans, who detest foreigners and reside to be about 4 hundred, now characterize about 89 per cent of the residents.

David Cameron is to fulfill with influential 86-yr-earlier Mary Fisher later instantly, although she has already warned him that he is not coming in if his footwear are mucky.

The pair will speak about factors along with ‘totally different races’, why they keep altering the names of chocolate bars, and subsequent door’s tree which is now so tall it virtually touches the telephone wires.

Fisher said: “I’ve made a listing of all the races that want sending home, which is principally all of them apart from the Asian man who drives the Dial-A-Ride bus.

“He can maintain. Not his family though.”

Fisher might even lobby the prime minister to implement weekly grandchild visits, make Post Office staff be a bit additional nice and to modify all totally different television presenters with the hosts of Country File.

David Cameron said: “Our message to racially prejudiced nans is that we’re listening. We agree that 20p and 5p money are far too small and fiddly. Also we’ll see about getting Fox’s Glacier Mints prescribed on the NHS and banning pc methods.

“However I’m afraid we should always draw the street at having Tess Daley fed to a pack of untamed canine T:39 am – Source: thedailymash.co.uk

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