Got a stag-do next weekend and STILL not got your plans sorted?
Why not try this.
A group of 30-something men are touting themselves out on ebay as the ultimate ready-made stag party.
The lads are offering a Wedding Ringer-style service to anyone that fancies a stag-do/epic night out in Sheffield for just 99p.
And why would they do that?
Well they reckon stag-dos are the best nights out but sadly they all shacked up now so there is nobody left to organise one for.
Bet their wives are well chuffed.
The raucous weekend comes with the tag, ‘GETTING MARRIED? HAVE YOUR VERY, OWN EPIC NIGHT OUT & STAG DO – WEDDING RINGER: 1 BRAVE EBAYER, 7 STRANGERS & AN AMAZING NIGHT OUT’
To be fair to the lads the package is pretty awesome.
It includes, a full ‘stag do’ costume, drinks package, bottle of spirits, one nights accommodation.
Here’s the advert:
Welcome to our auction, a little odd, yes! But there is method in our madness.
So, long story short, we have run out of people, to have a stag do party with / for & we all know, there just isn’t a better night out, than a full on stag do, well, in our experience anyway!
We are a bunch of guys in our early 30’s but still love to party like we’re 21.
We are looking for one up for it, brave, special ebayer, to join us for a crazy night out!
This advert is for a fully-fledged stag party, on Saturday 8th August.
The winner of this auction will be treated to a full night out in Sheffield UK.
We’re not interested in whether you’re getting married or not but for 1 night, you’ll be centre of attention!
The auction / deal / package will include the following…………………………..
ALL drinks paid for, for the night – drinks are on a what-ever comes basis & they come thick & fast.
Your very own special bottle of spirits, for your consumption, on the night (sealed & new)
1 nights accommodation.
A full “stag do” style costume.
If you are not getting married, its not a problem – we will go along with you being the stag for the night & all the attention it brings.
Over 21’s only – proof of age will be required, as we do not want a wasted night!
Payment is required via paypal once auction is complete.
All drinks brought, must be consumed – no-one likes wastage.
The stag costume must be worn.
An amazingly good sense of humour, is a must & will be required at all times.
If you want to have a laugh for the night, then this, is an auction for you!
The date is non transferable, your dues are done / night is over, at 3am on Sunday 9th August (we’ll be happy to continue, if there is a place that’ll take us)
Transport to the destination is not included but, if you can make your way to a convenient meeting point, we will happily pick you up / drop you off, on route.
Any / all medical conditions / issues, must be disclosed & we will not & cannot, be held responsible for non disclosure of information.
No refunds, as we will do all in our power to make this an epic night.
This advert complies with all ebay rules and regulations.